Self portrait from memory
My essay/rant about the male penis brain is now up HERE. I wrote this recently in one morning for absolutely no reason whatsoever, but it just threw up out of me.
I’ve just posted a new short story called FLY FISHING onto the site. This one went all over f**king the place, and I had a great time writing it!
Posted a new short story called FRUIT BEARER, which people seem to be really enjoying!
Currently speaking to a producer about directing one of my written shorts (not on this website). Hopefully more news on that soon!
Just posted a new short story called WOMAN ON THE BENCH. A very stripped back and simple story for me, but I hope you enjoy.
I have completed a short screenplay this weekend called LAYERS about my battle with body dysmorphia. It’s semi auto biographical, and ill be sending that peoples way to read soon!
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A strange evening that hasn’t ended.
After being an punk rock kid and asshole for most of his life, Richard’s therapist thought it would be sorta’ healthy for him to start keeping record of all of the morbid thoughts percolating inside of his head. She was wrong.
Richard has been calling himself an unemployed screenwriter for a couple years now — mostly to people who aren’t listening (and who could blame‘em!) nor remotely care. To help put something other than instant ramen noodles on the table, he’s made himself a website to showcase some of his work — and look, you lucky bastard, you’re already here!
He’s also writing about himself in the third person, which is somewhat troubling don’tcha think? His awkward self-deprecation a humiliating cry for shameful sympathy. Feel free to have a gander around and then get back to your incognito browser, y’know, where the REAL fun is — haw haw haw!